I was watching a TV show with my grandmother earlier today, maybe you’ve all heard of it, it’s called Todlers and Tiaras. If not, I will sum it up real quick, beauty pagents and babies.
1st off, these girls range in ages from 1-5, and they are dressed up like dolls, put on extra hair (kind of like clip on extensions), given a perfect smile via clip in teeth that look like they would hurt worse than an invisiline retainer, have pounds of make-up slathered on their faces (so much that they look like a Las Vegas show girl, turned stripper, turn hooker turning tricks) and then they go onto a stage in front of a room of moms and dads who do the same stuff to their kids, prance around while they are talked about like they are a pet and then they dance and show off a talent.
Is it me or is there something distincly pedophile seeming about all of this. I mean I realize that the mothers are doing this to fufill their own broken dreams of being Miss America, but they could just get a Stardoll profile instead of turning their kids into the poor pedos porn.
Some Examples:

"I have on make-up like my malibu barbie"

"I can't wait till I'm old enough to purge"
Needless to say I put on my headphones on and watched some nice wholesome Silence of the Lambs.

"I'm expecting an old friend for dinner"
Trust me it’s better.